Have you ever stopped to wonder that God might not be what you believe it to be?

I've often thought this.  I mean, there has to be something more, right?  It's outside of us and it created us.  Perhaps the relationship can best be described as a parental role.  God guides you through life because God cares about you.  God wants you to reaffirm youselves.  God wants you to change for the better.  And God accepts you the way you are.  Isn't that reassuring?

God gave birth to the universe, right?

And only a woman can give birth and therefore, God must be, in fact, a woman.  Checkmate.